I hate Clocks And Locks
Firstly, I hate all types of Locks and Clocks due to their disability with animation satification... Also their retarded voices are really annoying and are at times hard to understand...
Having said that I like your idea of helping out the n00bs... And I like the fact that u said that not all stick flashes are shit, it means they have to be extra good to survive, that's all Coz I'm a stick animator myself.. Anyway well done, no animation, but that's okay not all flash is destined to have it, brilliant story well done on the idea!